2004 – CURRENT
Personal Blog, Conspiracy Theories from the Reality Challenged
The funniest, most random blog on the web. At least, that’s the rumor I started.  In it you can see the progression of my writing skills, which run the gamut from cringy and amateurish to, “someone please call this girl a psychiatrist.”  I leave the bad posts on purpose, because it keeps me humble.

2008 – 2017
Product Reviews, Amazon
I would provide links, but they’ve been removed.  Companies say they want you to be honest, but they really don’t.  Tide once sent me a $2 off coupon because they felt sorry for me for having six teenagers, though. True story.

May 2012
AA in Psychology, University of Phoenix
Graduated with a GPA of 3.4 and a whole new outlook on Sigmund Frued.

May 2020
BS in Business Admin, University of Phoenix


  • Microsoft Office;
  • Google Docs;
  • SEO;
  • Legal Transcription;
  • Dad jokes and wicked puns;
  • Twitter jokes that get retweeted sometimes;
  • Mult-tasking;
  • Meeting deadlines like a boss;
  • I have, like, 30 Wattpad followers that think I’m pretty great;
  • I was quoting Douglas Adams and Monty Python and the Holy Grail before it was cool.

Also, as a Psych major I have a plethora of awesome psych jokes. Example: A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Or, when you accidentally find your dad’s stash of lingerie.  Maybe that’s an Oedipus thing. Nevermind. That’s a story for my therapist.


  • Blogger
  • Blogging
  • Ghostwriting
  • graphite drawings and portrait art
  • humor & satire
  • Microsoft Word
  • Social Media
  • WordPress


Sep 2010/May 2012

AA in Psychology at University of Phoenix

Oct2018/May 2020

Pursuing BS in Business Administration at University ofPhoenix

  • Artist
  • Updated 1 year ago

To contact this candidate email topangamedia@gmail.com

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